Bedroom Roleplaying

Mm

My wife and I enjoy dress-up roleplaying in the bedroom to jazz up our dead-as-a-doornail sex life. Last night, she dressed up as a female police officer, slapped handcuffs on me, cuffed me to the bedpost, and charged me with stalking, sexual misconduct, and first-degree rape. Two minutes later, she uncuffed me, told me I was free to go. She’d dropped the charges for lack of probable cause. We laughed our fool heads off, but we still could not manage as much as a consensual hand job. Tomorrow I think we’ll re-enact a funeral and graveside service for my late. lamented penis. Or maybe will cremate it or bury it at sea.

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